GOTHS AND EMOS make me heave!
 

 

Inability to understand the underlying fact, exaggerating the false information among masses and giving life to an upheaval is what I call “gothic/emo”.

 

What is gothic or emo? Raise your hand if you know the answer and let me know!

 

Years have passed but the truth is still concealed because there is nothing like truth in this case and the ambiguity is gaining a bigger shape among these dumb dickwads that classify themselves under the name of gothics and emos.

 

I have been pissed all the years of my life, I have seen many of these around bitching and moaning that they are gothics/emos so treat them differently or they will nag the fuck around, why assholes what specialty have you got, that you want others to show you respect? You are nothing but a bunch of wimps bitching about everything you find gullible.

 

Goth: “We make a difference, you don’t know, what we have been through?”

 

Me: “But I saw you hooking up with a bitch the other night, you fraud!”

 

The goth tried running to save his ass since he patently lied!

 

BUT UNFORTUNATELY FOR HIM AND LUCKILY FOR ME.. I CAUGHT HIM AND SHOVED MY KICK UP HIS ASS AND HAULED IT AROUND WITH MY LEG IN IT FOR A GOOD 25 MINUTES. (TRUE STORY)

 

 

They are like lumps of steaming turd scattered around in the toilet when you think that your toilet has jammed and you are about to call a plumber since hours of plunging whacked you out. Make sure he’s not emo, chances are he will lock himself in the toilet threatening that he will slit his wrist or may be he will start crying… so a jab around his Adams apple is perfect to help you sort out the problem rather than dealing with his sorry ass.

 

These are those who turn on a bulb with a matchstick and wonder why it doesn’t light up, they listen to crap music and have sex with random-ass people OR door knobs and later bitch that they caught some mysterious disease, stop looking dimwits it’s AIDS.

 

Wearing cakes of make up with shit load of dark and gloomy clothes helps them find a reason to look different, stereotyping themselves in their own microcosm grossing me out and ultimately killing my appetite.

 

I know there are simple ways to deal with such assholes “clinging to the dark world of the dead”;

 

These are so easy that I can try them out in my sleep.

 

1.Build a giant oven and stuff all of these gothics and emos in it without any delay, not letting a single one of these escape and roast them till they all are toasts.

 

2.Build a giant boat, lure them all in with bait or simply mock them, they will run towards you themselves. Make sure everyone is on the boat and then silently (with out making too much of noise) drill a hole in the boat and escape in a helicopter and watch them scuttle in the sea to death. Laugh and say Ha!! Ha! Ha! “GOOD RIDDANCE!! MAY GOD BLESS ME!”

 

3.THIS ONE IS REALLY TACKY…I don’t recommend this but a few of you may like this one. Simply lynch them in the middle of the city… and say GOODBYE, never forget to wave your hand when you say goodbye,this is for the effect.

 

 

No shilly-shallying, nothing fancy, a quick solution to the problems of us all. There are several other tricks that I have been inventing for the past few months probably I will post them later, till then have fun with these tricks, keep checking back for more.

 

That is it, and they day we are set free from these assholes, we are going to make a new avowal for the masses that “Assholes die the Asshole way” and none in this entire galaxy would ever intend to turn into a gothic or emo or whatever that’s dark, ugly, listens to shit music and kills the appetite…oh wait…

 

 

 

 

Say “No” to emos

 

Say “No” to goths

 

 

Say “No” to

 

1.Slipknot

2.Marilyn Manson

3.Hollywood undead

4.The used

5.Blink 182

6.Tokyo hotel

7.John Mayer

8.Avril lavigne

9.Jonas brothers

10.Miley Cyrus

11.Billy ray Cyrus

12.Beatles

13.The red hot chilly Peppers

14.Bob marley

15.50cent

16.Justin timberlake

17.Britney spears

18.Beyonce

19.Linkin park

20.U2

21.Westlife

22.Ronan Keating

23.The rolling stones

24.Disney

25.Wendy’s baked potato

26.Nine inch nails

27.Missy Elliot

28.Alanis moristte

29.Simple plan

30.Celine dion

31.The All American rejects

32.John lenon

33.Screamo

34.Wonder bread

35.Mayonnaise

36.Mascara

37.Ashton kutcher

38.Make up cake

39.Greenday

40.Sum 41
 

41.Everything that has something to do with emos and goths.