HAMMER THY NEIGHBOR AND LOVE THYSELF.


I sure have no clue that why every one wants to piss me off, I am happy alone and I don't want them and their nosey ass, am sick of it but am sure if today they give up, they are surely going to show up tomorrow morning with their repulsive apologetic face and ask for my car for the reason that their car broke down and they want to go hangout with their hags, so why not fool me and take my car along. I have let them take my car several times and 10 out of 20 times I found my car stalled on a tow truck at the freeway, I usually don't say a word because I follow the saying "Love thy neighbor" but what happened the other day I can never forget.

So it happened last Monday when I was watching porn as usual in my drawing room when my neighbor Ray showed up at my porch and started talking to me through the window.

Ray: "hey! What's up?"

Me: "nothing much just spending a lazy day watching spiritual videos! What are you up to?"

Ray: "nothing! Me and my girl are just planning to hang out but our car broke down so can I take your car? we will be back before 5."

Me: "man I just gave you the car not even a week ago and you stalled it out in the middle of the highway, man I had to push it back home and it fucking whacked me out!"

Ray: "I assure you, it ain't gonna happen again. That day I did hella LSD so was trippin' real hard!".

Me: "nope!"

Ray: "come on man, it ain't gonna happen. WORD!"

Me: (in a bit pissed mood) "ohk!"

     'I opened up the window pain and dropped the key in his hand, sat back and kept up with the porn. Around after 2 hours I received a phone call, its Ray'

Ray: "hey! your car broke down here, come and take it! "

Me: "where?"

Ray: "here on the freeway!"

Me: "what? But how?"

Ray: "I don't know but it stalled out on the way, am leaving it here so come over and take it.

I'm short tempered and this really turned me off"

Me: "hey just wait there, am heading your way!"

Ray: "Alright"

        'I went to my room and took my grandpa's baseball bat, got on my bike and reached there in no time!'

Ray: "am glad you are here man, can I take your bike?!"

        I looked into the car and found that the parking break was on and he drove around 25 miles with the breaks on and that was probably the reason why my car broke down.

Ray: hey! What took you so long?

I just couldn't stand there to listen to his crap and socked one in his sternum, kicked his crotch so hard that he peed and bludgeoned his head into the car, he was all the way knocked out on the ground.


                                                           

Then his cranky hag started screeching on me and hitting me with her spongy arms like if I really was going to pay attention to her, I smacked one on her head and landed a flying drop kick in her saggy ovaries; she perhaps passed out, I didn't check.

Some faggot was passing by and saw me doing that, so he took a mighty step and tried to stop me.

Faggot : "hey! How dare you hit a girl!"

Me: "faggot!"

      and gave him a sweet chin music (kick) and broke his teeth all the way out! He was down BLEEDING HIS ASS OFF; but that shit made me feel exhausted, so I just sat inside the car, had some beer and called a tow truck to take my car back home and finally reached my home after like 4 hours. And then I did what I do best and that's watching porn! The next day I heard some guy knocking my door, its ray!

Ray: "hey! Am really sorry for the other day, can I take your car!?"

GUESS WHAT TOOL

                          ITS BATTING TIME!!

                               

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