Games I would rather lop off my cock then play.

25 years of pure GREEN SCALY SPINACH bullshit.

I don’t know where to start from, this one never ends nor does it have anything amusing. It originated from the communists and it is communist.

For those wonder who are communists?

Communists are those who trick you and turn you into a fat lethargic moron who feeds on junk food and churns out scat about how good Tetris is? I have never seen a game more boring, if there is a mire of boring things Tetris has the chief enormity of involvement in it.

I wonder, how can someone like a game like Tetris? It’s slow, it’s ugly and it never ends what the fuck kind of game never ends except for a demo? I owe a choke slam to the guy who came up with the plot of this game? It was invented by some bored-ass dipshit in Russia who had nothing better to do so he decided to gift the world with a fragment of his intelligence or in other words it was another line of attack by communist Russia to harass the world.

And now there are nerds who never get tired of loving this game, these are those who breathe with their mouth open after a jog of 3 seconds and suffer from a heart attack at the age of 13.

I was going through some website offering Tetris for money the other day, yes Tetris for money with a caption

“Play a two minute free-for-all against five opponents!”

I don’t know who the fuck will pay money for a game like Tetris? What next? Pay money for watching a dog shit, I won’t play this game even if it was the last game on the planet, and I would rather jump into a volcano, “volcanoes rule”. There are millions of games, many of them suck but when we have a deeper look Tetris is an insult the word “suck”, probably people are going to turn into zombies if this fad is not terminated.

Online gaming websites are fooling all of these knuckle dragged loggerheaded flattened brained twats by lulling them in the microcosm of addicting videogames so that they no longer remember the simple procedures of addition, subtraction and solving a one variable equation, and this way I win and they loose, I will buy all the gaming websites and only offer Tetris. I will take over the internet, send free copies of Tetris to each and everyone on the internet so that they all turn thick and I finally rule the world, my brain works like a computer that does not have Tetris installed, Man I’m too damn lucky.

And now on the other KICK we have Pinball:

Nancy ass wuss says: “hey I’m playing pinball; I’m too much of a pussy to play the great game of football, oh no “TILT”! FUCK ME IN THE NERD ASS!”

I used to beat the shit out of the pussies who liked pinball and still am doing the same. Spend hours playing this bullshit game and a minor tilt which is pretty much analogous the melancholy of inevitable callous sexual harassment, ruins the shit out of your entire effort and what else do you have left besides kicking the pinball machines, assholes? Why not eat shit?

and when these condescending assholes thought that mechanical pinball was not enough they came about with computer version of pinball, I installed windows xp on my desktop and it came equipped with pinball, hell I couldn’t even delete it, so grudgingly I had to switch back to windows 98 and believe me I’m still using the same.

Probably on the computer pinball you may need to shake the monitor to get a tilt, fucking bullshit!

There are numerous games that piss me off besides these two “waste of times” but I think I should go and have something to eat. I LOVE MYSELF.

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