The porn star That i have become.

Ever dreamt of becoming a porn star and banging bitches of special
dimensions, well I don’t know about you but I have and almost made it
come true.

So it happened the other day when my friend Benji Madden ( yeah the
same Benji from the madden brothers from the band good charlotte)
called me on the phone and told me about the porn star convention being
held in the upper state where thousands of porn stars and pornography
directors were showing up.

He asked me if I would like to join him, since he had two passes to the convention and was looking for a partner to join him, so I replied with a yes! Thus the plan was set and he was picking me up the next morning
at 8.30.

So the day arrived and he picked me up before 8.30 and we reached the
spot earlier than the convention could start where we met several porn
stars and directors.

I asked benji to introduce me to some directors as I really had penchant for busty bitches and could scarcely resist the urge, So my friend inquired the director if he were looking for some new fresh dudes to work in his upcoming movie, the director’s answer was affirmative and then Benji inquired about how much of money does a porn star make in a single clip, the director replied that it depends on the size of the pecker and satisfaction of the girl, pay ranges from 1 to 2 gs per clip and can even double up if the excitement doubles up, Benji
started gaping at me like if I was going to say “no” fuck how could say no, I wanted to be a fucking porn star, a fucking desire and now I can’t fucking back off, I could feel the erection already, then I spoke up and told the director that he would never find a guy like me even if he went on a quest to Pluto, who could fuck his busty bitches with the squeal he would never forget, the director replied that he would make a test movie on me and if I pass, I would get a chance to star in his next porn movie named “The guy who can fuck”, so he handed me his
business card, the phone number of the girl that I was hooking up with
and asked me to show up next morning.

That night I was feeling like 10 year old kid before Christmas, never
been happier and was up all night with my eyes stuck on the wall clock,
watching porn and killing time as I was finally going to become a porn
star.

In the morning right the time when I was about to leave for the studio my friend benji called me again and informed me that the bitch was not medically examined and there were chances that she had some STD, first I didn’t listen to him but when I looked for the number of STDs online, I was fucking shocked, I made a call to the director and asked him if he had the girl tested, the director replied that all of his bitches are fit and none of them had any STDs, though he gave his clarification but I was still not satisfied and made a call to the bitch, she said that she hadn’t been through any medical examination in the past 2
years, I was like “what the fuck” I said “come on now that I got a chance” the bitch aint cool, I didn’t back off since I got the dick and I got the erection and none these fucking STDs can stop me from hooking up with a busty hoe and left for the studio,as I reached the studio I met the director right at the entrance and went in together talking, I went inside the bedroom where all the unit was set , the camera man was there along with the sound man and few more guys with no purpose, fucking I always dreamt o f fucking a busty bitch alone, not in front of Some dumb dickwads fucking up the entire excitement, I asked the director what in the fucking hell were those pieces of long stinky turd doing in there, he replied that they were the key guys recording the entire movie, I was like, “come on now, I can’t fuck like that, I got standards, I just can’t fucking condescend to the level of some fucking stray dog fucking a bitch in front of the whole world”,
the director replied with a negative answer, I was indomitable and there was not a soul in the fucking milky way who could keep me from the tits, after half an hour the bitch arrived and now what a see is a fucking pitch black, flat boob, curve less shopworn creature who was hardly looking of any sexual standards showing up, I was totally pissed, “come on it can’t be like a fucking dream where right at the best moment some limpdick wakes you up,fucks up the entire scene and you’re screwed exactly when you are just an inch away from success” ,
this is real life and I was there to fuck a pair of gargantuan boobs not a fucking boy, I fled off there neither thinking of the director nor of the bitch, fucking she was not a bitch but a fucking wall with no curves, I could have tapped the ass but it wasn’t there either, I said “screw the world, screw the porn star and screw the erection” I’m out!

Few days later I got news out of fucking nowhere that the bitch had
AIDS and the director died of it! Fucking loser,well i no longer have
interest in being a porn star and have deleted that word off my
wishlist and finally inferred that it is far more hygienic to play with
your cock in front of your pc rather than searching for a diseased
zilch ass flat chest cunt! So should you! Just kidding TOOL!

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