Psychic ….my ass
I’m pretty tired of these so
called psychics who try their best to rake a good amount of money every time
some innocent prey buys into their swindle, most of the time whatever they say,
starts with the word “bad”, “you have a bad luck next week” if I
really have a bad luck then why next week, what about today, you cock?
This is absolutely unbelievable that there are assholes out there who believe in them and are all set to pay a good amount of money, no matter how fake these psychics look, I wonder why most of the people that I know believe in psychics and make me feel pissed every time they speak up about what these foretellers told them to do and they do it just like a fucking puppet and to mollify them I have to punch them in the intestine and later feel guilty for doing it but I got no other option left but to do it, not only does it appease them but also makes me feel better.
So it happened the other day when I was hanging out alone , I met this faggot at the parking lot, he was fooling people around, so I just couldn’t stand there watch him fool people, however I always advocate beating people up but this time there is an exception. He was fooling a dumbass (his face was undoubtedly exuding the intellectual ability of his dumbass, no shit, Sherlock! It was his bad day)
Psychic: “you have a bad future!”
Dumbass: "really!"
Psychic: "yesh, $10…next."
So I decided to go next.
Psychic: “you have a bad future”
Me: "really!"
Psychic: "yesh, $10…next."
Me: "DUMBASS! What the hell do you think it is? You just fooled that guy not even a minute ago, however he deserved that, but how come you tried to deceive me, do you think everyone on this planet is brainless."
Psychic: "I guesh yesh."
Me: "Right!! but not the ONE
and that's me."
We had a little pointless
discussion and then I beat him up, he probably enjoyed the worst thrashing a
robust man like me could ever offer, then he tried to run but failed- a fucking
loser.
I wonder, why he couldn’t foretell his own future? That he was going to get
beat up, probably because he was a fucking fake-ass, every Psychic is a faker.
They surely have no lives and so don’t the people; I don’t give a shit about people, they suck the big one, I mean, come on, if they were not that dumb I could have had a little respect for them, something they failed at and instead get beat up for their good deeds all the fucking time, yeah, good people fuck yourself.
If these Psychics can really do what they swagger about then it’s time for me to turn into a Psychic, I can guarantee (guaran-damn-tee) that whatever I say is the truth and it shall ensue in the future.
I have got your future right here.