I had been totally pissed lately; hell of boredom, so I just had my ass on the couch and watched a few sitcoms, planned on buying few DVDs too. It was all going fine until I did a search for the sitcom stars that what they exactly do apart from that sitcom shit. I got fucking amazed that almost every sitcom star is a singer …wow wait a second i wonder why people call them stars when they’ve got no lights of their own. Stars are heavenly bodies that produce their own heat (light) so yeah I have the knowledge of ASTRONOMY. I know life is too short and sometimes it goes real hard to feed your family when you don’t have a real job and may be this is the only reason that every sitcom dork wants to be a singer. I made a list of three sitcom people THAT I HATE THE MOST, who are singers as well; no matter how dumb they sound but still singers….here goes the list
1.Vanessa hudgens(Low Life)-HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL
SITCOM/MOVIE (CAN’T REALLY SAY)
pictured above Vanessa hudgens (Yup i’m talking about the creature that looks some sort of a girl) and zach efron who is a so called sitcom star, plus a singer, i’m not going to write about him since I think only one faggot will be better than bringing the whole wal-mart about.
Not sure what dragged her to Disney and what she had in her mind while doing that sitcom. she’s got the strangest face in the entire Disney. I can’t tell about you, but it would get real hard for me to predict her ethnicity even if you lock me up in a room with her for 50 years, I know she cant live longer than that, may be during the span of time I will make few babies with her but surely I will show them the best way to Orphanage. If you ask her "how does she look?" I’m freaking sure she would say Beautiful, oh yeah looks like she has started modeling too, who gives a FUCK and This one really creeps me out, about a year ago I heard news out nowhere that she had her nude pictures uploaded on her my-space music page. I can help you out on that, well she had no other way to publicize her obsolete ass, so she just chose the best formula a worn-out C-grade sitcom actress will choose but yeah it didn’t work out. May she catch tit cancer!
2.Drake bell (gay inside)-Drake&Josh
pictured above Drake (guy in the middle with a gay smile) AND HAWK NELSON GAYS FOR GOOD! HOW GAY! LOOKS LIKE HE FOUND MORE DICKS AND ASS TO RIDE AND GO WILD ON RESPECTIVELY..
I came to know about him when I watched a sitcom which unintentionally turned gay called Drake&josh the adventures of two step brothers (Gay adventures) . I know every one wants to be famous no matter whatever the steps he or she might have to take but he or she won’t cave in. I can even predict who is gay and who is not just by looking at his face. When I watched his show I found it a little weird because the director ‘Dan Schneider’ who is one of drake’s gay partners, compellingly made the viewers listen to the crap sung by that gay drake bell which was a total welsh on the deal, people watch TV shows to ward off the evil of boredom not to let TV shows fuck with their brains. During the reel run Drake tries to show that he is all normal and just like every other teenager but that penchant feeling for josh’s ass can easily be spotted on drake’s faggotized face. He thinks he sings great, i have no idea what made him feel so but it must have been some sort of Divine gay force. In addition to fulfill his dreams of being a singer he had two of his albums out but he couldn’t do a bitch of business with those albums.
ALBUM(1):TELEGRAPH-Total copies sold -20
ALBUM(2):IT’S ONLY TIME-Total copies sold -16 actually 15 He bought one to scare crows away.
He recently worked in a c-grade home video as the lead actor called the Dragonfly– WTF! DOES A DRAGON FLY HAVE TO DO WITH A MOVIE BUT, OH YEAH IT DIDN’T WORK OUT EITHER. He is as lame as a road kill collector and should better look for a way to earn a nice living in the upcoming years because I don’t think he has a future in showbiz. I tell him what, go get a job of a swinger this would help him make gay love with his costumers way better than making gay love with josh’s asthma attacked fat ass.
3.Miley Cyrus-Hannah Montana
pictured above wtf….She is not blonde
she is the daughter of the famous singer that i had no clue about and just looked into the wikipedia of, His names is Billy ray Cyrus, who enforces people to watch his daughter’s waste of time acting plus listen to her doofus ass songs which he thinks are stupendous . He must have been apprehensive lately that’s why he made that show which seems more about miley’s midget brother Jackson than herself. In the show she goes out with random guys like an absolute whore that she pisses off before they ask her for a kiss, she has an absurd nature almost found nowhere on this side of the planet and she is pretty proud of that, I suggest her a job that will be to take a sponge or a piece of cloth and start car wash in the streets of LA may be she would soon find some dumb SKID MARK ON MY UNDERWEAR Mexican of her class and yeah that’s what
she’s got. FUCK YOU!