Internet, 8 words and too much of hype, I sometimes wonder, If some wilted ass dipshit didn’t invent this bog of bullshit the world would have been much better, I’m not against the internet but the ones who pollute it with their senseless dung and make it a place to mourn about all the time.
a big number of assholes are found rummaging around every now and then on the internet, who hardly have a clue of, what this internet is all about?, after uphill struggle of years they finally learn how to “log in and log out” and how to comment on someone’s my-space page
and this is where their knowledge of the internet meets an end.
Few of them invent their own vernacular and shoot off a new language in their own microcosm and try to impose it on others, impaling a good number of people with their elusive kaput language right in the gonads (few of you, who wonder, where are the gonads?, you should have joined the biology class instead of the physical education, what good did it do to you, you ultimately suck at everything).
There are websites that offer information about the internet, they suck, and it’s pretty hard to understand that "what is internet?" Only if you have the intellectual ability of a rock, internet is not about logging in and logging out or sending emails, even a 5 year old can send an email with much more precision.
There are forums and communities on the internet where most of the people who have nothing better to do give heads to each other, bitch and moan about everything, such forums last long and ultimately end when these morons start finding it boring and get implicated in other forums with the same fate.
There are pompous-ass celebrities online followed by millions of ass licking fans buying into the hidden bamboozling farce, the irony is “the fans are fools”, look they are still rich, still famous, what they got you, goat ass! I recently heard some nonsensical shit about Ashton kutcher and Larry king (CNN) bullshiting around over the internet and something about gathering followers on tiwitter.com, here is, what they planned to do, I know you are slow witted, pay attention..
I WILL CALL THIS TAC FOOL YOU MANIA DEBUNKED!!
(twitter, ashton, CNN) FOOL-U-MANIA DEBUNKED
Twitter.com has been trying to gain the number 1 position on the internet so that they can make more money when people click on the ads they display on their websites, they chose an easy way to fool people and that way is the HOLLYWOOD way, collaborating with ashton kutcher and CNN to fool millions of dumbasses already duped in their own little worlds of Hollywood!
Here, I’m giving light to a “double-cross” invented by the intelligence of twitter.com assholes!
Ashton kutcher needs followers theory is as simple as sleeping!
Followers = accounts
More followers = more accounts = more clicks on ads = more money = makes twitter.com , ashton kutcher (becomes famous), CNN rich.
More followers, implies more fans for Ashton kutcher not only from the U.S but from around the whole world since this is the internet! Gaining popularity all over the world!
Twitter.com = rank 1(SOONER)
Oprah is joining the venture!
Ashton kutcher winning the battle means he now has more fans than before as he emerged as a hero out of the mist OF ASSHOLES.
Out of this big picture!
what do the followers/losers/fools gain?
MY BIG FAT ASS….
I HAVE MADE A CHART TO EXPLAIN THE TRUTH UNDERNEATH..
I think the reality is even worse than what I know! I mean, what I’m trying to say here is
“Who gives a shit?”
I WAS ON TWITTER ( BIG MISTAKE)
BOYCOTT TWITTER!
USE TEXTING, IT'S MUCH BETTER! nah it sucks!