I hate youtube!
I catch a qualm every time I watch a video on youtube, such grainy, scaly videos gave me diarrhea, youtube has nothing worthy enough for me to have a look at, there are over millions of videos on the website and almost every video is shitty, and those who upload the videos are pussies with colon cancer, and if you want to be famous, the best way is to turn gay and spread blaspheme all over this website, the youtube people respect such youtubers, with their legs disseminated.
I have several reasons to hate this website and the ones who really piss me off are those who send me links to such stupid videos, I mean, if you really love to watch videos on youtube, its ok! But why would you impose it on me, do I owe you money? NO! Then why are you trying to torture me, alright you love to watch youtube, that’s fine, I will just shut my door on you or probably bust your lip, that’s not that big of a deal, I know all of you youtube lovers have got your lips wrapped around the dongs of those pussy uploaders, you cocks!
The website sucks at so many levels; the design of the website is like a plane crashed in dog shit, most of the time the website is at the routine maintenance or every video gives dumb messages like “the video is no longer available” and when I reload the page, it starts playing. WHAT THE FUCK? If you are too much of an idiot to run a website then, why are you trying to impale people with your cocks, you tools?
Last night, I had a dream that some shitty youtube videos were chasing me down probably to brainwash me and I was rushing to save my ass, these videos have given me mental depression, I’m seeing a counselor these days, may god burn you in hell, you communists.
Its messaging system sucks the big one.
I used to have an account on youtube, that I no longer use; believe me, almost every day, I received messages like
“I will sub for sub”
“I will comment for comment”
“I will friend for friend”
“I will visit for visit” (what’s the point? When you have already visited my page, are you dense, you cock?)
And even messages like
“I will suck for suck”
All on account of becoming partners with the website, so that they can make an annual income of $2, only if they are lucky enough to buy into the scam, set up by the youtube dipshits.
IF EVERYONE STARTS MAKING VIDEOS, WHO’S GOING TO WATCH THEM, YOUR PETS?
I would rather opt for a sucker punch in the gut than watch a video on youtube!
Well, I’m planning to start off my own video broadcast website on which only those people will sign up who can survive my dipshit test, if they pass, probably I will pay visits to their houses or perhaps, give them head butts in the wall.
Send me mails to join the venture, you drips!
What right does this corrupt website (youtube) hold? When its top users look like this.
